If Real Life was like AW

Entering a room could be dangerous.. everything slows down while you brain processes everything and everyone there.

Certain things you can't look at unless you turn at an angle and look out at the corner of your eye.

Other things you can look at but no matter how much you move around you're always looking at the same part.

Gravity has no meaning.. if you're falling just simply press your belly button and you'll stop dead.

While going down an incline you will float for 2 seconds each time you hit the surface and move forward.

If you don't pay a renewal fee to the government, they come and force you to wear stupid grey clothes and a camera.

Hope you don't have packet loss, going down the stairs could be deadly. You'd start at the top then you'd be in the middle falling down. Or the bathroom (let's not go there)..

When you enter a car you disappear inside it and feel like you're really the car and you can strafe.

When you close one eye you can run the speed of sound.

If you plug your nose you can move through any surface you choose.

Images and posters look like snow on a TV until they appear when/if they load.

There are phantom walls that you can feel and run into, but never see.

You can climb walls by shimmying side to side up them.

If the ground doesn't exist, there is no gravity and walking on surfaces doesn't allow you to move up or down a fraction of an inch.. but you can still move forward.

Occasionally when something is put on top of something else, you'll see a flicker of their two surfaces merging.

If you're walking down the street and there are a lot of people present, be prepared for a drop in blink rate.

If you're in an area with complex structures such as globes.. also be prepared for a drop in blink rate.

You can only start a building if another house or object is nearby. This is only allowed if it's authorized by the Government for use.

You also can't build even a fraction of an inch on your neighbor's property or bring an object of your own to show. Even if they wanted you too. You can only build if they give you a house key.

You can go under ground and look out a window and still see the sun and sky.

Things move in certain intervals. You can't place something on top of something else.. but it'll be really close.

You mistakenly put your hand through your forehead and it magically fuses back together when you remove it.

If you want to dance, you can only do the egyptian and the macarena.

If you stand still for too long you involuntarily start bending forward and looking down at your feet or putting your hand through your head.

Pieces of buildings appear as black triangles until they've loaded.. or "Shit Happens" will appear above your head and Ananas will freak out and say, "The world is coming to an end!"

You can only tell who a person is after they talk, and then their name hovers above their head in case you forget.

Glass of smaller objects will mask glass of larger objects. Glass usually has a huge black border around it.

You can color in entire building pieces with one crayon.

If you push something it'll continue spinning until you kick it to stop.

If you open a door you're the only one who sees it open.. everyone else see's you walk through it.

If you dont pay taxes, new laws allow the goverment to knock down all the property you own

There are people who can talk louder when they speak in their normal voice.

Those same people can kick you in the butt and you'll go flying to a place called nowhere.

You look different everywhere you go.

You can whisper to someone even though they're a couple miles away from you.

The sky dissappears if you look directly up.

If you don't like the way something's built in your house, you can pull it out and reposition it, even if it's a load bearing piece.

Gravity and structureal integrety don't apply to buildings. They can float and be held up by a tall pole.

When you put your hand over something a yellow outline appears around it.

The inside of your building will always be identicle to the outside of it, texture wise.

Written by Bowen and Fox
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